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Honestly, what is going through your mind!? Yeah, I am talking to you dude wearing shorts, flip-flops, and a windbreaker. It is the middle of December and its like 2° outside! I have to believe you have other, more winter appropriate clothes… is this some sort of rebel against the man (and his pants) sort of thing?  Between the coatless people wandering the streets and the complete idiots riding bikes as slowly as possible down the middle of the slush filled roads, its enough for me to want to give each and every one of you a white wash or at a minimum a severe snowball pummeling.

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