Why is it that bus drivers behave like traffic laws don’t apply to them? Do they get a little cocky because they get to drive on the shoulder lane on the Highways? Maybe. I really don’t know… What I do know is that my short 2-3 mile drive through the University of Minnesota campus, is the most dangerous stretch of my entire commute. Not only do I have to avoid hitting the stupid pedestrians and cyclists who fling themselves in front of my car with no regard to their own lives, but I also have to avoid being smashed to bits by psychotic bus drivers from hell.
Point and case, I am sitting at a stop light waiting for the other side’s turn lane to finish up. My light turns green, signifying that the other side’s light has already turned red, so I ever so slightly ease on the gas to get moving, and ::BOOM:: a super stretch bus just decides to plow through the intersection! Luckily I am used to this kind of behavior and easily avoided an accident, but it could have ended badly had someone not been paying attention for stupid bus drivers. More often than not do I see bus drivers running red lights, cutting people off, changing lanes without signaling and nearly killing pedestrians/cyclists. When will this insanity end!?! Probably never, but a girl can hope can’t she? 
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Honestly, what is going through your mind!? Yeah, I am talking to you dude wearing shorts, flip-flops, and a windbreaker. It is the middle of December and its like 2° outside! I have to believe you have other, more winter appropriate clothes… is this some sort of rebel against the man (and his pants) sort of thing? Between the coatless people wandering the streets and the complete idiots riding bikes as slowly as possible down the middle of the slush filled roads, its enough for me to want to give each and every one of you a white wash or at a minimum a severe snowball pummeling.
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Guest post from one of my favorite ranters SAW:
Ok you yuppie bitches that have to go to Caribou for your fancy coffees. First off, your outfits are disgusting. Yeah, I’m talking about you with your jeans tucked into your knee high boots or Uggs. Your giant bug OMG sunglasses, and purses larger than a suit case. So today I get miss “DIVA” in front of me in line. Miss uber bitch personality who is so demanding and rude, that the girl working the counter should have thrown your hot coffee on your yuppie ass outfit and ratted hair. Caribou does not make you cool. You in fact are what gives women bad names. Examples: Ditz, Valley girl, Tramp, Slut, to name a few.
Be yourself, not what you see in the magazines or Hollywood. A true “DIVA” is someone who is assertive, not an entitled bitch!!!!! So get in your giant car/SUV and try not to run someone off the road while you’re doing your makeup and talking on your cell phone!
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So I decided to take a quick trip to the grocery store last night (Sunday), and for some reason I didn’t expect things to be so busy. I don’t know why I would think that though, apparently Sunday night is when all the asshole people in the area do their weekly shopping. I literally had to either run down the aisles or be run over by people so in a rush they just had to bump their carts into my ankles. When I wasn’t being run down, I was being surrounded by wailing little demons. I am not sure when it became acceptable for parents to just stroll the isles of the local market (or any other kind of store for that matter) with their spawn screaming at the top of their lungs… But I really do wish they would at least attempt to get that kid to shut the hell up. I understand that children cry, but for God’s sake, if you can’t get them to behave properly in public, do us all a favor and bring them home and come back alone. Or better yet, order your groceries online.
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Ever been driving down the road minding your own business until you come upon a jerk-ass bicyclist peddling away in like the first gear. Sure you are peddling like a mother-heffer but you are only moving at about 1/2 a mile per hour AND you are in the middle of the road. Either put your bike in fricking gear and keep up with traffic, or get on the sidewalk you pansy ass punk bitch!
I am mighty pissed at my iPod at the moment! Stupid thing needed a software update… okay fine, lets do this… oh wait, its gonna cost me $10. Well, that sucks, but sure why not. 45 minutes later… all updated. Great! Oh wait… did you back up your recently purchased apps? No? Oh that sucks you just lost em all. I miss my crappy Dell MP3 Player… sure it didnt have any frills, but whatever I put on it effing stayed on it. Grrrrr.
Don’t get me wrong, given the chance I’d definately do a little jaywalking verses walking that extra half a block out of my way to cross the road. But if one more dumb ass decides that they are just going to stroll across a busy street in the middle of rushhour and expect the traffic to just stop for them I’m gonna scream. Alls I’m asking is put a little fricking pep in the step and get the hell out of my way.
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So there I am getting ready for work this morning, and its time for my little bit of Hollywood gossip on the local morning show, and what do I hear? That someone reported that Megan Fox was cast as Catwoman in the soon-to-be-made Batman movie. My reaction… “What the eff!” I hope it isn’t true… Its just so wrong! In fact I wrote a guest post on my favorite entertainment blog Little Junkies about this today, check it out here.
